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Five Easy Rules For Happiness:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
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The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known...
– ELIZABETH KUBLER ROS
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English 101
Joe: My face is hurting so much.
Me: Put some butter on it.
Joe: Water's doing the trick so far - don't fancy getting butter all over the bed...
Me: Oh I was being saucy about the butter.
Joe: Do you realize what saucy means over here??
Me: What does it mean over there??
Joe: Hahaha. Like kinky, a bit dirty... Making it sound like you want to rub butter all over me basically. You minx.
Me: Ahahaha.